Things are about to get ugly, Miami.
No, I mean really ugly. Because all of our salons are closed.
Rightly so, of course. We know this is the least of our problems during the outbreak of coronavirus. We are self isolating. Don’t @ us.
But we just looked down, and our hands have morphed into scaly reptile claws from the constant hand washing and Defcon 1 use of hand sanitizer.
Look, in Miami, we can be a little shallow. We like to look in the mirror, and what we are seeing is not pretty. We’re only a week or so into this, and already we’re turning off the video in our video chats.
But there’s worse to come. Your hair is going to get shaggy, looking as bad as it did that time you cut it yourself at age 4. All the product in the world isn’t going to camouflage